What Would PETA Do?
So I have a rat that has decided to make my laundry room his home. He is having quite the time too. Making noise, eating the dog food, scaring the shit out of my sister, etc. I figure he came in through the dog door and found it rather cozy.
I have been on a recent nature kick lately, having purchased the spectacular BBC Documentary Planet Earth. Watching most of the 550 minute broadcast, I have discovered the beauty of this wonderful planet and realized that a majority of it has remained untarnished by human hands. Every creature has an important purpose in the ecosystem and we all should be able to share this planet equally.
So I have decided to snap the fucking neck of this rat with one of those barbaric spring loaded traps. I want to hear the final squeak as it lunges for the piece of Slim Jim that will be firmly placed on its sinister claw, coaxing the rat, hungry and searching for food just to survive. I will then stick its small severed rodent head, with grinning yellow teeth, on a spike in the backyard, warning others not to enter through the dog door. Much safer to stick outside near other peoples yards. Just like in Planet Earth, when one creature encroaches upon anothers territory, they normally die in painful ways. I have nothing against rats, nor the people that own them for pets… but this fucker is gonna die… tonight.
